Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work.
Wisdom is knowing what to do next; virtue is doing it.
Anger is never without Reason, but seldom with a good One.
There is still a difference between something and nothing, but it is purely geometrical and there is nothing behind the geometry.