A fine quotation is a diamond on the finger of a man of wit, and a pebble in the hand of a fool.
The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.
Up ahead, I saw someone, a middle-aged lady in a hippie dress, falter and fall.
There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they cost a quarter. What this country needs is a good five-cent nickel.
I have lost friends, some by death... others through sheer inability to cross the street.
The 'Net is a waste of time, and that's exactly what's right about it.
Be sincere; be brief; be seated.