In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you.
The people who are regarded as moral luminaries are those who forego ordinary pleasures themselves and find compensation in interfering with the pleasures of others.
The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all of your time.
The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out the conservative adopts them.
Fig Newton: The force required to accelerate a fig 39.37 inches per sec.
If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.
If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.