Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter.
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
History is indeed little more than the register of the crimes, follies and misfortunes of mankind.
There isn?t much better in this life than finding a way to spend a few hours in conversation with people you respect and love. You have to carve this time out of your life because you aren?t really living without it.
Love is, above all else, the gift of oneself.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.