The freedom of all is essential to my freedom.
I shouted, and earned a hard thump on my head for my trouble.
All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.
I'm glad I didn't have to fight in any war. I'm glad I didn't have to pick up a gun. I'm glad I didn't get killed or kill somebody. I hope my kids enjoy the same lack of manhood.
I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.
It's so much easier to write a resume than to craft a spirit.
A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.