Good breeding consists of concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
When a thing ceases to be a subject of controversy, it ceases to be a subject of interest.
So many of our dreams at first seem impossible, then they seem improbable, and then, when we summon the will, they soon become inevitable.
All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.
Meetings are indispensable when you don't want to do anything.
You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.
There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.