We are able to laugh when we achieve detachment, if only for a moment.
Silent gratitude isn't much use to anyone.
You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.
People fail forward to success.
I mean, I knew that in the abstract there were terrorists somewhere in the world, but they didn't really represent any risk to me.
Never rely on the glory of the morning nor the smiles of your mother-in-law.
After the last of 16 mounting screws has been removed from an access cover, it will be discovered that the wrong access cover has been removed.