A hobby a day keeps the doldrums away.
If our early lessons of acceptance were as successful as our early lessons of anger, how much happier we would all be.
He will always be a slave who does not know how to live upon a little.
I say luck is when an opportunity comes along, and you're prepared for it.
Someone's boring me. I think it's me.
I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.
The two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a big fat white guy who is threatened by change.