The happiest is the person who suffers the least pain; the most miserable who enjoys the least pleasure.
I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me they are wonderful things for other people to go on.
Nothing is so good for an ignorant man as silence; and if he was sensible of this he would not be ignorant.
The scornful nostril and the high head gather not the odors that lie on the track of truth.
He who will not reason is a bigot; he who cannot is a fool; and he who dares not is a slave.
No one goes there nowadays, it's too crowded.
Refuse to be ill. Never tell people you are ill; never own it to yourself. Illness is one of those things which a man should resist on principle.