The two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a big fat white guy who is threatened by change.
There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.
If there is one thing worse than being an ugly duckling in a house of swans, it's having the swans pretend there's no difference.
If you want to be respected, you must respect yourself.
A physicist is an atom's way of knowing about atoms.
The gem cannot be polished without friction, nor man perfected without trials.
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.