Paradise is exactly like where you are right now... only much, much better.
I have often wished I had time to cultivate modesty... But I am too busy thinking about myself.
Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
I've grown to realize the joy that comes from little victories is preferable to the fun that comes from ease and the pursuit of pleasure.
Writing gives you the illusion of control, and then you realize it's just an illusion, that people are going to bring their own stuff into it.
Ordinarily he was insane, but he had lucid moments when he was merely stupid.
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.