Men of genius do not excel in any profession because they labor in it, but they labor in it because they excel.
Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.
A man can do all things if he but wills them.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
It is your work in life that is the ultimate seduction.
A hypocrite is a person who--but who isn't?
Somebody has to do something, and it's just incredibly pathetic that it has to be us.