When you make a world tolerable for yourself, you make a world tolerable for others.
Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
I have the worst memory ever so no matter who comes up to me - they're just, like, 'I can't believe you don't remember me!" I'm like, 'Oh Dad I'm sorry!'
I despise the pleasure of pleasing people that I despise.
Life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all.
The only difference between a rut and a grave... is in their dimensions.
The hands behind me gave me another shove.