Nothing is so good for an ignorant man as silence; and if he was sensible of this he would not be ignorant.
Intimacy is being seen and known as the person you truly are.
When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it.
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
One of the best rules in conversation is, never to say a thing which any of the company can reasonably wish had been left unsaid.
Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality.
I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.