Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality.
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
Fig Newton: The force required to accelerate a fig 39.37 inches per sec.
I ended up stepping on her stomach as the crowd pushed me past her, but by then I don't think she was feeling anything.
He was one of those men who think that the world can be saved by writing a pamphlet.
Only some people get what they want. Those are the people who show up to get it.
Let me tell you, quite frankly, it took a while and a lot of therapy to get here.