Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
It is only possible to live happily ever after on a day-to-day basis.
When I came back to Dublin I was courtmartialed in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
Act as if it were impossible to fail.
There?s so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
The truth is always a compound of two half- truths, and you never reach it, because there is always something more to say.