Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.
When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
Nothing is as simple as we hope it will be.
You cannot be mad at somebody who makes you laugh - it's as simple as that.
It felt like they used a baton or something -- it was harder than anyone had ever hit me in the head before.
No one gossips about other people's secret virtues.
If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.