I had no idea how much of this was making it through the muffling bag.
If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke.
Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule - and both commonly succeed, and are right.
The world tolerates conceit from those who are successful, but not from anybody else.
Nothing is as certain as that the vices of leisure are gotten rid of by being busy.