A billion here, a billion there, pretty soon it adds up to real money.
Calamities are of two kinds: misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others.
Sometimes when you innovate, you make mistakes. It is best to admit them quickly, and get on with improving your other innovations.
A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy.
Laughing is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one spot.
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.