Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.
Write a wise saying and your name will live forever.
I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.
The better part of valor is discretion, in the which better part I have saved my life.
Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.
Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter.
A fine quotation is a diamond on the finger of a man of wit, and a pebble in the hand of a fool.