Nothing is more conducive to peace of mind than not having any opinions at all.
From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
The first vehicle that screamed past -- an ambulance -- didn't even slow down.
Thomas Jefferson once said, 'We should never judge a president by his age, only by his works.' And ever since he told me that, I stopped worrying.
I hope that when I die, people say about me, 'Boy, that guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear.
There is an alchemy in sorrow. It can be transmuted into wisdom, which, if it does not bring joy, can yet bring happiness.