Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
O, it is excellent to have a giant's strength; but it is tyrannous to use it like a giant.
Genius is one per cent inspiration, ninety-nine per cent perspiration.
From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
Nobody is ever met at the airport when beginning a new adventure. It's just not done.
The truth does not change according to our ability to stomach it.
By prizing heartfulness above faultlessness, we may reap more from our effort because we're more likely to be changed by it.