At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.
I don't like composers who think. It gets in the way of their plagiarism.
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
There are two types of people--those who come into a room and say, 'Well, here I am!' and those who come in and say, 'Ah, there you are.'
If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.
The car rocked back and forth and tipped uphill.
How could you be a Great Man if history brought you no Great Events, or brought you to them at the wrong time, too young, too old?