The happiest is the person who suffers the least pain; the most miserable who enjoys the least pleasure.
The better part of valor is discretion, in the which better part I have saved my life.
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He will always be a slave who does not know how to live upon a little.
I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling, I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.
The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed.
The 'Net is a waste of time, and that's exactly what's right about it.