I believe that every now and then it is important to laugh at ourselves and take a lighter approach to our life conditions.
The perfect bureaucrat everywhere is the man who manages to make no decisions and escape all responsibility.
You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or play.
Life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all.
At the mention of the word mace, the guy looked scared and kind of melted back, though the crowd kept him moving forward.
To repeat what others have said, requires education; to challenge it, requires brains.
Things won are done; joy's soul lies in the doing.