I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
No.
Censorship, like charity, should begin at home; but, unlike charity, it should end there.
I went up the stairs cautiously, not able to use my hands.
Good soldiers never pass up a chance to eat or sleep. They never know how much they'll be called on to do before the next chance.
Why the hell would terrorists kidnap a bunch of high school students?