Newspapermen learn to call a murderer 'an alleged murderer' and the King of England 'the alleged King of England' to avoid libel suits.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one.
Feet, why do I need them if I have wings to fly?
Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.
Books...are like lobster shells, we surround ourselves with 'em, then we grow out of 'em and leave 'em behind, as evidence of our earlier stages of development.
The trick is to make sure you don't die waiting for prosperity to come.