There's always one who loves and one who lets himself be loved.
If the only prayer you ever say in your whole life is "thank you," that would suffice.
At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.
Nothing is so good for an ignorant man as silence; and if he was sensible of this he would not be ignorant.
I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the last one left.
Wit makes its own welcome, and levels all distinctions. No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit.
I am not an adventurer by choice but by fate.