Worries go down better with soup than without.
I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
Bacchus hath drowned more men than Neptune.
My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
The truth is always a compound of two half- truths, and you never reach it, because there is always something more to say.
Enjoy your own life without comparing it with that of another.