Someone's boring me. I think it's me.
A writer is a person for whom writing is more difficult than it is for other people.
Censorship, like charity, should begin at home; but, unlike charity, it should end there.
With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.
Genius is one per cent inspiration, ninety-nine per cent perspiration.
I feel like a tiny bird with a big song!
I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone wants to get a hold of me, they just say 'Mitch,' and I say 'what?' and turn my head slightly.