There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.
I never met anybody who said when they were a kid, "I wanna grow up and be a critic."
I despise the pleasure of pleasing people that I despise.
His priority did not seem to be to teach them what he knew, but rather to impress upon them that nothing, not even... knowledge, was foolproof.
You have to have funny faces and words, you can't just have words. It is a powerful thing, and I think that's why it's hard for people to imagine that women can do that, be that powerful.
At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.
Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important.