I have been through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
The only thing that saves us from the bureaucracy is inefficiency. An efficient bureaucracy is the greatest threat to liberty.
Deeds, not words shall speak me.
Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule - and both commonly succeed, and are right.
It's all right to have butterflies in your stomach. Just get them to fly in formation.
Good taste is the enemy of comedy.
I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me they are wonderful things for other people to go on.