I have the worst memory ever so no matter who comes up to me - they're just, like, 'I can't believe you don't remember me!" I'm like, 'Oh Dad I'm sorry!'
The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.
There?s so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?
He will always be a slave who does not know how to live upon a little.
The happiest is the person who suffers the least pain; the most miserable who enjoys the least pleasure.
You should not live one way in private, another in public.
Every moment of one's existence one is growing into more or retreating into less.