Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.
The two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a big fat white guy who is threatened by change.
There are several good protections against temptations, but the surest is cowardice.
Results! Why, man, I have gotten a lot of results. I know several thousand things that won't work.
With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.
We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong.