When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy.
Never read a book through merely because you have begun it.
Wisdom is knowing what to do next; virtue is doing it.
Cheerfulness, it would appear, is a matter which depends fully as much on the state of things within, as on the state of things without and around us.
The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
Good taste is the enemy of comedy.
Be careful that victories do not carry the seed of future defeats.