Results! Why, man, I have gotten a lot of results. I know several thousand things that won't work.
Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.
All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it.
You cannot run away from a weakness; you must sometimes fight it out or perish. And if that be so, why not now, and where you stand?
He will always be a slave who does not know how to live upon a little.
The great art of giving consists in this: the gift should cost very little and yet be greatly coveted, so that it may be the more highly appreciated.
Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain.