To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals.
Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.
Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
History is more or less bunk.
I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.
Never esteem anything as of advantage to you that will make you break your word or lose your self-respect.