Starting with getting run down by a drunk burning his way down Valencia -- that were infinitely more likely and immediate than terrorists.
By prizing heartfulness above faultlessness, we may reap more from our effort because we're more likely to be changed by it.
I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is largely a waste of time.
My friend is one... who take me for what I am.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Good taste is the enemy of comedy.
Never fear the want of business. A man who qualifies himself well for his calling, never fails of employment.