Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Excess on occasion is exhilarating. It prevents moderation from acquiring the deadening effect of a habit.
The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier.
I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone wants to get a hold of me, they just say 'Mitch,' and I say 'what?' and turn my head slightly.
If you really do put a small value upon yourself, rest assured that the world will not raise your price.
Over the years your bodies become walking autobiographies, telling friends and strangers alike of the minor and major stresses of your lives.
Don't mace him!" I shouted over the din. "You'll get us all too.