Seize opportunity by the beard, for it is bald behind.
Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
What makes the engine go? Desire, desire, desire.
A smiling face is half the meal.
To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals.
The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier.