You cannot be mad at somebody who makes you laugh - it's as simple as that.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.
The crowd gives the leader new strength.
The people I distrust most are those who want to improve our lives but have only one course of action.
We thought, because we had power, we had wisdom.
In America, they want you to accomplish these great feats, to pull off these David Copperfield-type stunts. You want me to be great, but you don't ever want me to say I'm great?