We cannot deny the facts of nature, but we should certainly try to improve on them.
Good taste is the enemy of comedy.
All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.
I opened my mouth, then shut it, then, very slowly, I held my hands up in front of me.
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.
Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers.
There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.