They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.
When you want to believe in something, you also have to believe in everything that's necessary for believing in it.
Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.
I didn't even breathe.
Maybe the most any of us can expect of ourselves isn't perfection but progress.
It's important to begin a search on a full stomach.
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.