Never read a book through merely because you have begun it.
Liberals are very broadminded: they are always willing to give careful consideration to both sides of the same side.
The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.
Jealousy is all the fun you think they had.
I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up.
A joke's a very serious thing.
Only some people get what they want. Those are the people who show up to get it.