My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.
'Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today.' Under the influence of this pestilent morality, I am forever letting tomorrow's work slop backwards into today's, and doing painfully and nervously today what I could do quickly and easily tomorrow.
Meetings are indispensable when you don't want to do anything.
The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.
Have no fear of perfection - you'll never reach it.
To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals.