Men are equal; it is not birth but virtue that makes the difference.
Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.
The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one.
All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.
I'm glad I didn't have to fight in any war. I'm glad I didn't have to pick up a gun. I'm glad I didn't get killed or kill somebody. I hope my kids enjoy the same lack of manhood.
The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons.
Rest is the sweet sauce of labor.