God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
That you may retain your self-respect, it is better to displease the people by doing what you know is right, than to temporarily please them by doing what you know is wrong.
Americans are benevolently ignorant about Canada, while Canadians are malevolently well informed about the United States.
The happiest is the person who suffers the least pain; the most miserable who enjoys the least pleasure.
There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way.
Never part without loving words to think of during your absence. It may be that you will not meet again in life.
Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality.