As I get older, I've learned to listen to people rather than accuse them of things.
Your parents, they give you your life, but then they try to give you their life.
A hobby a day keeps the doldrums away.
To be able to fill leisure intelligently is the last product of civilization, and at present very few people have reached this level.
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.