Speak properly, and in as few words as you can, but always plainly; for the end of speech is not ostentation, but to be understood.
Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.
All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.
The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
Make hunger thy sauce, as a medicine for health.
My friend is one... who take me for what I am.
Therefore search and see if there is not some place where you may invest your humanity.