Someone's boring me. I think it's me.
No man remains quite what he was when he recognizes himself.
Oh, I don't blame Congress. If I had $600 billion at my disposal, I'd be irresponsible, too.
A few seconds later, I tripped over a steel staircase, bashing my shins.
America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
It is better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at all.
Worries go down better with soup than without.